Good evening New York

So it seems the main traffic to this site is from our good friends from across the pond, presumably once again confusing football with the sport that they call football, but only involves the foot touching the ball for about 1% of the game. I can't fault them for visiting the site, who can blame them? But hopefully this small diagram will help for future references:

Hopefully that clears up everything, also a MASSIVE shout out to my one fan in Bosnia and Herzegovina, you are the only reason I keep going dude, just stick in there, this is all for you.