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Sheen FC are top at Christmas! More to come shortly #SheenFC #Winn...

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Merry Christmas

Well at the moment I can't be bothered to write anything meaningful, so instead here's a heartfelt message from myself to you all, wishing you festivity and joy this Christmas, and hopefully lots of money, that helps, and hey, maybe if you do get money you could send some to me, these hilarious articles don't come on the cheap you know. I've got a team of writers sitting here thinking of puns left,...

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Euro piece of shi...

Well it's that time again Ladies and Gentlemen, for England to rise again above everyone and crush the feeble opposition that stand before them and reign superior again... Or that's how the media (alright, The Sun) will portray it in the months leading up to Euro 2012. But we all know that the media is run by the underground British Mafia and that you can't trust the system!... Or something...

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This is such a shock, I'd like to thank my mum and my pet rock...

So, I didn't even notice but recently the site hit its 3000th view, and the winner is!.... Oh... Well it was me, along with the other 2999 views on this site, but carrying on, I'd like to thank everyone who viewed this site, for whatever motive you had, whether it was for the humour, or the opinionated stories, or you just happened to click on here by mistake, whatever happened I value you all...

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FIFA games and Alcohol

No, it's not my parody of an Oasis song (although now you say it, I might do that...) But continuing, it's not long now until I attend one of my mates (yeah, joke all you want) gatherings, here he is planning on playing a FIFA drinking game, now I'm not good at FIFA or drinking alcohol so you can kind of see where this is going, they are absolutely determined to get me drunk because, supposedly I'm...

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Better Leighton than Never

What? It's a clever title, don't come here with your anti-Everton attitude, just because we beat Wolves and are now up to 12th (COYB), but this isn't even about Everton (for once), this is of course, our regular weekly (sort of) update about Sheen FC, that's right, after the players returned from their International duties last week to a harsh training regime laid out by my second in command...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, the Premier League's great and the MLS is too

Good afternoon/morning/late night (so eager to read that you stayed up til 3am, I am touched) But yes, we are getting about equal amounts of traffic from the UK and the US, SO, I had a huge brainstorming session of how I could link the two with football, after hours of deliberating, I came up with this. I'm sure you can all see how I came to that logical conclusion, it's quite simple, we n... Everton...

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Good evening New York

So it seems the main traffic to this site is from our good friends from across the pond, presumably once again confusing football with the sport that they call football, but only involves the foot touching the ball for about 1% of the game. I can't fault them for visiting the site, who can blame them? But hopefully this small diagram will help for future references: Hopefully...

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Well all good things come to an end

This certainly isn't one of them, but as half-term has brutally finished (That's right I'm still at school, I know my immaculate use of the English language confused you didn't it) I'm now more heaped under than Kerry Katona's boyfriend, with homework of course, I'm not with the crazy Iceland woman, not any more at least... But yes, back to the point, I have work to be doing so once...

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It's better, but it's still not Sheen-worthy

It's not all doom and gloom, Sheen FC has made its was back up to second place and we are now only 7 points off the top, and you know who it's all down to? Well not Dzeko if you answered that, I've kicked Edin out after he decided he thought it would be funny to throw darts at his team mates (I have no idea where he gets his ideas from). Do you know what, I take back every single word I...

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Match report: Ilkeston 4-1 Romulus

Ilkeston continued there push for promotion this weekend with a 4-1 over 16th position Romulus F.C. The Robins took all 3 points at home to go top of the division, 1 point above Sheffield F.C who could only manage a draw, a  double double from Ricketts and McCall were too much for Romulus who could only find the solitary goal in reply. It's looking good for promotion. C...

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Adopted Club

As the hype of the Premier League takes all of the media spotlight these days, there aren't many followers of the lower leagues, (and when I say lower leagues, I mean properly low, even lower than the Conference South) Now I know Northwich Victoria aren't likely to be on the television at the local in 3-D, but hey, your pub owner might be a huge Vics fan, but then he'd have to install 3-D cameras...

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We're on Twitter

As any self publicist should, I've created a twitter account for the blog, I know you're leaping out of your seats in excitement that you can now get my hilarious comments in 140 characters or less as well as on the main blog. I shall now sit back and watch the followers roll in. Follow the blog @FH_Blog http://twitter.com/#!/FH_Blog What are you waiting f...

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Sheen FC is Winning

That would of course be the name of my fantasy football team, and what a brilliant name it was, a couple of weeks ago when I probably should've done this update, hey,  who knows if things go well, you might even be getting one of these bad boys every week (disclaimer: under no circumstance will I ever be able to keep that up for longer than 1 week). So after my run of about a month at the top...

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New look

That's right, I've got myself a job at... No, no, don't let my hilarious antics get the better of you, as you may have noticed, or not, you may never have been here before, well in that case welcome, relax, make yourself a nice cup of tea, go on we'll wait... You've done that? Great. Let's continue, So basically the site has a brand new fresh approach going on, there isn't as many features as before,...

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Did you miss me?

Well the answer to that is obviously no, as you are all well aware I haven't posted anything on here in a long while and that's been mainly down to piles of homework and  lack of ideas. And slight laziness as well, but in the coming weeks I'll try and get some stuff going on here again, there will be an update on the fantasy football, which I know you've all been having sleepless nights just waiting for the results and just some regular pieces on that game we call football, unless...

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Everton don’t need to panic… just yet.

The Toffees haven’t spent a penny this transfer window and are the only team in the professional English leagues not to have brought in a player. Luckily they have one of the best managers in the country and an impressive first XI. Although desperately in need for investment, fans don’t need to be alarmed at this present moment, the club still have a squad capable to get them a top half finish, and with a decent start, possibly a Europa League place. What fans do need to keep a tab on...

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Predictions and round-up of Pre-season

That’s right! I’m back, for the many 1000’s of readers this blog has accumulated I thank you for returning for another season. Okay bit of an overstatement but this blog has reached more hits than I thought it would so I have to thank you for that. I probably should’ve done this before the season started, but my team Everton haven’t actually started yet so I have forgiven myself. But yes as you probably...

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Just a small note to West Ham fans

If your new manager, who has a reputation for long ball play openly claims that your club will look to grind out results away and play 'Wenger' football at home, then you have a real problem. If you play "long ball" football, then you are falling into the championship trap, they will be more used to defending hoofs than Premier League clubs are, and for West Ham playing "attractive" football at home,...

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Villas-Boas - the double barrelled surname on everyone’s lips

Well, it’s become more of an anniversary than anything, because the start of the season normally means another manager arriving through the revolving doors at Stamford Bridge, they usually end up back the other way by May. But do we have someone different in Mr. Villas-Boas? Is this a new tactic employed by Abramovich? Well on the face of it, no. Many expect the inexperienced ex-Porto man to be...

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Roll on 50 years of hurt

Well I’m getting tired of saying it, but that was a disappointment, the performance of the England under 21 team in Denmark was just a little short of a disgrace and they will know it. I thought Pearce got his tactics all wrong, the fact that we set out to emulate Spain and not play to our strengths says it all. The need for us to continually pass the ball back to Frankie Fielding was a mystery....

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There is no news!

Well as all you keen readers will have seen, I haven't wrote anything in a while, mainly down to exams and lack of ideas. But the Blog will be back to usual when the new season begins, there may be a few transfer related posts and others, but don't get upset without your weekly hearsay. Normal service shall resume in Augu...

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Crisis? What Crisis?

The words of our good friend Mr Blatter there who tonight was rewarded for his corrupt antics with another 4 years in office. Yes that’s right, he’s like the George Bush of the footballing world, nobody wanted him but the other option was, well nobody. And here I go again with my radical ideas again, we don’t need FIFA, we can become self-sufficient in our own footballing federation and make...

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The End of Season Review

Everyone else has done one so why can’t I? So here we are at the tail end of another eventful season. Some would say that it was the best season in Premier League history, certainly true in the fact that West Ham have finally been relegated, how you can be £80 million pounds in debt and then drag Newham Council (The poorest council in the world…. Okay London) to hand over another £40 million...

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West Ham Post - Coming Soon

I shall be slagging off everyone at Upton Park sometime soon...

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Respect, You want Respect?

If your going to preach about something, then you'd better make sure your are not a hypocrite. You can't expect someone to respect you if you show no example of leadership, It just doesn't work, its why Gordon Brown never made a good Prime Minister, no one respected him and he didn't have a good enough attitude for the job. But JFK had charisma, enthusiasm and he wasn't but ugly, so people respected...

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Money is Priceless

Well, that's what they used to say, after Everton's 2-1 victory over Manchester City on Saturday there shone a glimmer of hope for teams that don't have a rich oil baron throwing cash at them. It showed that you don't need money to be successful (although it helps), but the right manager, tactics and attitude can have more effect than any amount of money. Even team spirit can make a...

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Why "Silent" Stan may have more to say than you think

With the recent news of Stan Kroenke's takeover at Arsenal, fans of the North London club were falling over themselves with the belief that they could finally compete on the same financial levels as Manchester City and Chelsea. But this gives Wenger no more excuses, he now must be winning trophies every season and challenging  for Europe's most prestigious prize.

This investment could well signal the end for Wenger's 14 year reign at the helm of the Gunners, Wenger has already shown us that he is a man of principles and he will not change no matter how much opposition he faces, that is good for some but now it could make Wenger appear stubborn or even deluded in his own little world of perfect football.

We know that Arsenal like to play football "the way it should be played" but of course that is subjective  and I'm sure Sam Allardyce would tell you differently. But when funded by that sort of money is invested into a football club, the pressure builds and results are expected immediately, normally followed by a "win at all costs" mentality when the manager finds out he can't buy the league.



Wenger won't do that and that might ultimately cost him his job. At the moment he has relatively small amounts of money to spend and he rarely uses that anyway, choosing to concentrate on the youth set-up at the Emirates. Now he has a choice to make, he either sells himself out and admits he was wrong by buying a keeper and a centre back, or he faces the sack by not winning the silverware the club so desperately needs. Now that the money is there, Wenger has nowhere else to turn and failure to achieve results will ultimately cost him and himself only.

For the first time, I actually feel sorry for Arsene Wenger he has tried and failed (to some degree) to dominate English football with skill and flair and it seems like the time could be up for one of the greatest tacticians in the English game.

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Hey, here's an idea... Goal line technology

After seeing Hilarious Gomes flap at another shot, this time it didn't cross the line, although that wasn't the opinion of the linesman who was on the 18 yard line when the shot was struck and the 6 yard line when Gomes clawed the ball back into his arms, there is no way from that angle that he could have seen whether the ball was fully over the line, and the whole of the ball has to cross the line. There...

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Arsenal v Man United: Title Crunch Match ... oh wait.

Well here we are again at the tail end of the season and it seems that once again only one contender remains with a legitimate title challenge, of course Arsenal still mathematically can win it and Chelsea are in with a shout but it has all come too late for anyone to knock United of their perch. You would think that if Chelsea had managed to pull themselves out of their run of such poor form sooner...

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Messi v Ronaldo: The Battle of the Spanish Giants.

It was long debated even before Cristiano Ronaldo made the move from Manchester to Madrid, and there was never a real chance for a comparison, because of the huge bridge in quality of the Spanish and English league defenders, but since he made the choice to go to Spain we have had a equal look at what each of the player's can do. They both have a fantastic scoring record in La Liga and have...

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The Budget Cap?

£80 million for Ronaldo, £56 million for Kaka and Torres for £50 million. Not bad if you have the money but as we have seen not many clubs do. It is no longer the team with the best manager, the best tactics or organisation. It is the team that simply has the most money. Chelsea have done it, Man City are doing it, it is no longer about football anymore, if some rich oil baron throws his endless...

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Scott Parker: Player of the Year by far

You can't have a Player of the Year who is relegated that same season. That is the opinion of several people, who are frankly wrong. It is about time that these awards were actually given to the players that deserve them and not the player who's respective team is highest in the league. There were calls for the gong to go be given to Nani. Here's why they're wrong, The award is for the Player...

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